Well, I am. I can’t stand cosmo magazine. The only time I get a chance to even read magazines is during my (rare) gym workouts. However, I absolutely cannot read Cosmopolitan while rocking the elliptical at my local Nebraska gym. I have tried, I was mortified. Either I am too shy, or “100 Best Sex Positions of the Month” is something that most people are uncomfortable reading amidst 20 other gym rats. This magazine would make me blush if I read it in the comfort of my own home, let alone while being watched by the usually gym creepers.
I have always loved Dakota Fanning, she is one of my favorite actresses. I think she’s a bit more sheltered though than people would like to believe, and therefore any blame for this has to go on her parents. I don’t know how I feel about it yet though. I suppose it depends on the content of the article on her. However, I don’t think I’d want to put my 17 year old on a cover of this soft porn periodical…even if she was wearing a turtleneck and talking about bunnies. There’s just something weird about her face being on a magazine along with numerous other erotic headlines.
Did I mention I have a problem with a mag that is published largely by women, but that gains most of its income by purporting to know “what men want.” Well, I digress.